Got 99 problems? Make sure that something breaking on your ship ain’t one!
6000 Starship Malfunctions is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous captain’s logs collected by our semi-professional starfleet ensigns. Just what did that enemy warship’s blasters hit? Why can’t you get to maximum speed? Why is your drunken engine technician angry today?
67. Telemetry simulator 5/9. Developing a very sassy personality
13. Captain’s chair 3/8. Choked with space mold
82. Ion containment drive 4/0. At maximum capacity
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to damage your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add somerealism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!