Got 99 problems? Make sure that the contents of your goblins’ pockets ain’t one!
100 Items Found in Goblin Pockets is a finely crafted list of mostly historically accurate and verisimilitudinous junk collected by our semi-professional looters. Tired of your adventuring parties having piles of rusty shortswords and soiled leather armor after slaying hordes of goblinoid foes? Spice up the loot collected by your murderhobos with this list!
21. A handful of shiny beads
71. A marble billiard ball
86. A list of future career options, with “dragon” written at the top and crossed out
This product is system and genre agnostic, so feel free to use it to confuse your fantasy PCs, to name your tanks in any number of popular war games set in the far future, to add somerealism to your virtual reality simulator adventures, or just to spark your own imagination!